Peteuse 

A woman who is exceptionally skilled at letting out farts. She farts for an audience of kinky men and sells her videos online.

Person 1: I need a girl like Peteuse. She can fart for like 20 seconds at a time.

Person 2: alright man well imma head out now

Peteuse by 23ty23 September 15, 2019

Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen 

Super hot, I mean straight smokin’. When you see his ass you’ll literally fall over and fucking die that it’s so amazing. Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen brings tears to the eyes of the most stone cold men. He really is perfect.

Damn Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen is so fucking hot.

Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen by Hunky Man March 11, 2021

Petersexual 

People sexually attracted to Peter Griffin, due to his chin being shaped like testicles. See Peter Griffin's chin for more details.

Jerry: Hey, Jim, I'm Petersexual.
Jim: What's that?
Jerry: SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS! Wait, that's his chin.

Petersexual by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 17, 2020

Peteser

The most delicious food ever made, peteser consists of a large circular crust with sauce, cheese, vegetables and meat toppings.

Hey lets go get us some peteser, dickhead.

Peteser by Peteser September 11, 2009

pâteuse 

French way to say one has a dry mouth after smoking too much weed.

J.: Wow, we smoked some good hash, I’ve got the pâteuse.

K.: Yea, we definitely need a drink rn.

pâteuse by OG_H May 16, 2018

petesexual 

When someone is sexual attracted to daddy Pete Davidson. The attraction is so strong it has to have its own category.

Taylor: Damn pete is so hot i just wanna suck him off
Me: Oh shit you must be petesexual
Taylor: you know it bestie
Me: AHH me too queen

petesexual by slut4mgk January 6, 2021

Sticky Petersen 

When sitting on a toilet you receive oral sex, and you piss in her mouth while giving an angry pirate.

"Ahh dude, that was so hot especially when she let me give her a sticky petersen"

Sticky Petersen by Cornholio Ramirez March 1, 2010