Petrus

Greek for Chuck Norris

Petrus roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.

by spirits February 5, 2010

petru

perfect, amazing, ineffable

i love petru

by petru August 23, 2019

PETRUS

a Legendary Jack Russel that is the strongest being in the universe!

Don't call PETRUS cute! He wil bust yo ass!

by VrikkenVisagie November 25, 2019

Petru

a really though person usually involved in gang violence and he usually always wears his hood on and most of the time he has opps . However the opps get dealt with because he has a blade . he is also a drilll artist and likes to take the mick out of other people . He is most likely Russain but likes to show off . he acts hard because he has the right to and if anyone acts up to that then they get chefed

fuck......!!!! its PETRU

by thatbitchoverthere19999 May 15, 2019

Petru

Petru is a one of a kind person. He always needs to know tea about people. He is trustworthy hence why he knows all the tea.

"So Petru, what is the new tea" "Can't tell you"

by Mr Beast 600 December 11, 2018

petru

the best you'll ever find

Petru is the best!

by petru March 1, 2018

Petrus Factor

This factor is incorporated into any monetary calculations where escalation is anticipated based on mathematical models that have zero accuracy and are presented as having merit.

Also see 'math magician'

"Fantasy Football is a win-win if you include the Petrus Factor" - Guy Who Doesn't Check His Math

"The Petrus Factor Makes perfect sense to me" - Donald Trump

by Mike Lanzofhgfdshrg August 2, 2019