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Petoria

A small 4-bedroomed republic founded in 2001AD by Peter Griffin (fat alchoholic)
I visited Petoria and all I got was a lousy doorknob. PETORIAN DOORKNOBS,HALF PRICE!!
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Petoria

Ancient Empire around the Rhode Island area. Founder names Peterious Griffith, where he was originally exiled from Poland in 1493 for crimes involving 3 chickens, a pair of sheers, and several bottles of air conditioner. Peterious died in 1534 from a fall on his knee. His men lived on until 1569 when Native Americans brought foreign diseases to them. Now President Peter Griffin rules the country under tyrannical rule.
Long live Petoria!
by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019
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Petoria

A Small Country in Rhode Island USA. Is controlled by the President Peter Griffin.
Welcome to Petoria, I was gonna call it Peter Land but the gay bar downtown took the name!
by Jonny Nitro July 29, 2004
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Petoria

A small republic that seceded from the U.S. and rejoined about a week later.
Petoria is an awesome place
by tnt from the sahara September 14, 2004
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Petriarchy

When a pet rules a family.
pet patriarch patriarchy matriarch matriarchy rules ruler pet rule pet control pets controlling dog cat dog ruler cat ruler king prince princess queen petriarchy
by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014
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Pretorial

Used to discern the singularly most likely intended meaning of the word it is used in conjunction with when there are multiple interpretations.
"Lets go to the bar after work"
"The pretorial bar?"
"Yes, the one that we most frequently visit."

"Did you hear what the president said?"
"President Bujar Nishani of Albania or the pretorially intended?"
"The latter, Obama"
by QuasarPulse June 8, 2013
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Peoria Piledriver

When a heterosexual male member of law enforcement fills his rectum with neutral grain alcohol (at least 180 proof) and is penetrated anally by the penis of one or more other heterosexual male(s).
Johny is not gay, he just likes to like to do the Peoria Piledriver with officer Matt O'Brien.
by Officer Matt O'Brien April 9, 2021
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