Petoria 

A small 4-bedroomed republic founded in 2001AD by Peter Griffin (fat alchoholic)

I visited Petoria and all I got was a lousy doorknob. PETORIAN DOORKNOBS,HALF PRICE!!

Petoria by Robness/Peterness/Brobness/Crazy Eggness December 12, 2003

Petoria 

Ancient Empire around the Rhode Island area. Founder names Peterious Griffith, where he was originally exiled from Poland in 1493 for crimes involving 3 chickens, a pair of sheers, and several bottles of air conditioner. Peterious died in 1534 from a fall on his knee. His men lived on until 1569 when Native Americans brought foreign diseases to them. Now President Peter Griffin rules the country under tyrannical rule.

Long live Petoria!

Petoria by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019

Petoria 

A Small Country in Rhode Island USA. Is controlled by the President Peter Griffin.

Welcome to Petoria, I was gonna call it Peter Land but the gay bar downtown took the name!

Petoria by Jonny Nitro July 29, 2004

Petoria 

A small republic that seceded from the U.S. and rejoined about a week later.

Petoria is an awesome place

Petoria by tnt from the sahara September 14, 2004

Petriarchy 

When a pet rules a family.

pet patriarch patriarchy matriarch matriarchy rules ruler pet rule pet control pets controlling dog cat dog ruler cat ruler king prince princess queen petriarchy

Petriarchy by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014

Pretorial 

Used to discern the singularly most likely intended meaning of the word it is used in conjunction with when there are multiple interpretations.

"Lets go to the bar after work"
"The pretorial bar?"
"Yes, the one that we most frequently visit."

"Did you hear what the president said?"
"President Bujar Nishani of Albania or the pretorially intended?"
"The latter, Obama"

Pretorial by QuasarPulse June 8, 2013

Peoria Piledriver 

When a heterosexual male member of law enforcement fills his rectum with neutral grain alcohol (at least 180 proof) and is penetrated anally by the penis of one or more other heterosexual male(s).

Johny is not gay, he just likes to like to do the Peoria Piledriver with officer Matt O'Brien.

Peoria Piledriver by Officer Matt O'Brien April 9, 2021