A petite penis. A compact cock. A tiny tinkler. A diminutive dick. A shrimpy schlong. A small sausage. A miniscule meatstick. A baby boner. A runty Richard. A humble hard-on. A paltry pecker. A wee weiner. A dainty ding dong. A junior johnson. A microscopic member.

"Samson the poodle has small dick. It's a petinis."

Petinis by ButIamPagliacci September 2, 2014

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Putiny

The way that people feel when they watch serial killer documentaries or listen to serial killer podcasts

Wow! This documentary makes me feel putiny.

Putiny by Oscar’s wife January 30, 2020

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Peting

When the lady lubricates her little finger and slides it down the man's japs-eye. Extreme peting is when the lady inserts a larger object e.g a dildo down the japs-eye.

Dude, this girl freaky last night. She sucked her finger and did a little peting on me.

Peting by Extreme Peting January 26, 2010

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Petina

A gorgeous, vivacious woman who is the life of every party she goes to. She is a feeder and loves to entertain and make sure all of her partner's and friends are well fed. A little bit loud, but a lot bit fun, Petina is the perfect addition to make your party POP!

The party was dull until Petina arrived, then everyone was immediately filled with delicious food until they exploded with laughter and vomit.

Petina by booplesnoot87 December 29, 2020

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peting beating

When someone's knowledge gets WWF SMACKDOWN by none other than the Peting himself.

That interview didn't go well. He got the full fledged Peting Beating.

peting beating by mexiknife March 20, 2013

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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