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She is someone who is fake and will pretend to like you when really she doesnt.
Petinei is so fake
Petinei by anonymous March 24, 2022
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She is a hot, confident, pretty, and beautiful girl/woman who will always make you laugh and she always has a little vibe around her. When she has her eyes on a boy she wouldn't even have to try to get him, he'll just fall in love ISTANTLY!!!
person1 - Bro did you see my new girl Petinei

Person2 - She's HOT
Petinei by babygirlllllll March 24, 2022
It may be small, but at least he knows how to use his petinis.
petinis by Miss Satan November 20, 2011
A petite penis. A compact cock. A tiny tinkler. A diminutive dick. A shrimpy schlong. A small sausage. A miniscule meatstick. A baby boner. A runty Richard. A humble hard-on. A paltry pecker. A wee weiner. A dainty ding dong. A junior johnson. A microscopic member.
"Samson the poodle has small dick. It's a petinis."
Petinis by ButIamPagliacci September 2, 2014
That girl has many peinei in her mouth
peinei by Peinei Popper January 24, 2018

Meanie Petinie

When some on is being really rude and annoying
Wow dude your being a meanie petinie
Meanie Petinie by Kane_ February 16, 2019
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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