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“He saved a child from a murderer covered in juice.”
“He’s definitely a petino now!”
Petino by spagh3tt1 December 28, 2020
Words you can keep
A penis-like word that Robotnik hides in the phrase "I want that heinous hedgehog hammered!".
I want that PEINOUS hedgehog hammered!
Peinous by zakawer March 17, 2011
Related Words
Petino pepino pitino Patino petinei Petrino petina petinis Petito Pezinor

perino'd 

Hit by anything Karmic you didn't see coming.
Dana Perino was perino'd by an invisible microphone during ex-President Bush's attempted Shoe Assassination in Iraq on Dec 14, 2008.

I thought I had gotten away clean running my money laundering operation when the IRS perino'd me.


perino'd by BayAreaWillI December 20, 2008

harvey petito

world wide model and super star. Who made his claim to fame with his hit song baby by Justin Bieber. born and raised in the down under specifically the state of Melbourne. Quite the ladies mans and also gets a few mans as well. Can be seen on target billboods across the continent. also was in a ad for cheese wear he is seen taking a cheeky little bite. Is an icon thats legacy will live on.
"You look sexy today."
"yeah you could say im a harvey petito"

Ryan Patino

That dirty little cum slut who says he will be right back and comes back 3 hours later
Ryan Patino: I’ll be right back

1:20pm
Me: ok
4:20pm
Ryan Patino: I’m back, sorry I watched 2 movies

Me: you’re gay

Don Pepino poop 

The after effects of over-saucing your pizza slice with the zesty tasty sauce from Don Pepino can be seen in the form of a bright red coloured stool known as the Don Pepino poop.

Often sloppy in nature due to the accompaniment of pizza chilli flakes or jalapenos (or both), Don Pepino poop looks like someone has doused your whole colon with red paint before you squirt a deep ochre colour into the pan.
"Dude - I slopped half a jar or Don Pepino onto my Red Baron pizza last night. My shit is so red that I've made the toilet pan look like the Japanese flag!"

"I saw old fruit - I had a pleasant repast with the archbishop last evening and he served up pizza with extra sauce. I think the Don Pepino poop he'll be producing today could interrupt his sermon if he doesn't squirt liquid red torpedoes out of his bung-hole before he commences evensong."
Don Pepino poop by Monty Cornwall October 6, 2008

Pitino'd 

I hadn't gotten laid in 3 months and Pitino'd a hot chick the other night at Porcini. Pretty embarrassing.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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