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petsexual 

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+
Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh
petsexual by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021

petrosexual 

A term used to describe a person who is obsessed with cars.
A person who spends every spare time with their car. E.g. John washes his car every day. John may be petrosexual
petrosexual by bp_me November 14, 2005

pentasexual 

A person attracted to inanimate objects, men, women, animals, and hermaphrodites (a word that asshat down there should learn how to spell).
The pentasexual girl has no problem with any kind of sexual practice.
pentasexual by shadow98 December 28, 2005

Petersexual 

People sexually attracted to Peter Griffin, due to his chin being shaped like testicles. See Peter [Griffin's chin] for more details.
Jerry: Hey, Jim, I'm Petersexual.
Jim: What's that?
Jerry: SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS! Wait, that's his chin.

petrosexuals 

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with there large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.
There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.
petrosexuals by Do Work Son April 7, 2008

Persexual 

Being attracted to personalities disregarding the person's genitals.
"I like him/her for his/her personality."
"You are so persexual."
Persexual by GreyFace August 21, 2011