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pentasexual 

being attracted to 5 things; inanimate objects, boys, girls, animals, and hermafidites(half boy and girl)
Oh my fucking god, that dudes a pentasexual.
pentasexual by PrincessofHell March 24, 2003

pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool
John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

pendsexual 

A pendsexual is usually straight, but if that person was to fall in love with the same or opposite sex, it wouldnt matter. This is considered ; pendsexual.
It doesnt depend on the persons gender, but how that person feels for the other. Pend sexuals do not classify themselves as bisexual either.
"Kathy, are you bisexual now?"
"No, Im pendsexual. I just fell in love, gender doesnt matter, she's the one."
"Oh, cool, you're pendsexual."

pendsexual
pendsexual by Bebaqiirl April 17, 2009

petsexual 

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+
Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh
petsexual by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021

Pantsexual 

Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"
"I'm a pantsexual and have sex with my pants on because I feel like it, simple"
Pantsexual by MikeJunt December 16, 2011

pectosexual 

A guy who bulks up (especially his pecs and abs) and walks around in public without a shirt on all day to grab attention from other guys.
Girl: Hey check that shirtless guy out, he's so tank.
Guy: Yeah whatever he's a pectosexual, see the bunch of guys behind him going googlely eyed.
pectosexual by CaviAck January 31, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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