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petardism 

a condition of being a complete petard; dumb
Example:

Your friend: My brother suffers from petardism, he’s such an idiot.

You: Omg! that’s crazy
petardism by anonymous February 20, 2023

retardism 

A philosophy or the actual physical act that demonstrates one's stupidity and statements thereof. onesided,tithead,
slow,retard,asshole,moron
The asshole of a boss was preaching his regular spiel of bullshit which was nothing more than retardism.
retardism by spikeB028 November 11, 2006

pearnism 

ohh you reached pearnism
pearnism by marist boyz August 11, 2006

retardism 

a name of a child you hate, or a religion for stupid people such as myself
¨oh them? they are just my retardism.¨

¨I believe the religion of retardism.¨
retardism by Ca2en September 15, 2017

retardism 

the state or condition of being dropped on your head.
that asshole got dropped on his fucking head. he has retardism
retardism by Wills0 June 6, 2009

retardism 

retardism (v.) one who acts retarded all the time.
that person has retardism.

that person has been diagnosed with retardism.
retardism by funnies23 January 9, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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