2 definitions in 1

Cop: Cop stands for "Cockmongoling Overdressed Pigs."

The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.

Cop: It's my duty to be a "Cockmongoling, Overdressed Pig." I help enforce the law because it's my job.

Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."

Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.

Me: Fuck You!

Cop: Put your hands behind your back.

Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.

by wills0 June 20, 2010

fallout 3 sizes

height

adult:5'10" (147cm)
child:4'10" (178cm)

weight

adult male:165lb (75kg)
adult female:132lb (60kg)
child:88lb (40kg)

And that's their actual fallout 3 sizes.

by wills0 December 27, 2010

retardism

the state or condition of being dropped on your head.

that asshole got dropped on his fucking head. he has retardism

by Wills0 June 06, 2009

retard ism

the state of being retarded.

Down syndrome people usually have retard ism.

by Wills0 June 05, 2009

4chan

A gay website containing gay pictures e.g. goatse. The creators of 4chan are nothing but fucking faggots.

P.S. 4chan sucks cock!

I fucking hate 4chan.

by wills0 June 22, 2010

high functioning autism

A developmental disorder, usually diagnosed in childhood, where the person behaves in a distant manner and haves difficulties socializing. Some high functioning people with the condition are actually quite bright. The person with the condition is NOT retarded. In fact, as I said, some are quite bright.

High functioning autism is a developmental disorder.

by Wills0 July 01, 2009

retard

Someone who was dropped on their head when he/she was a baby.

You: I got dropped on my head when I was 6 months old.
Me: You're a retard.

by Wills0 May 22, 2009