PETAism 

believing that all animals are superior and more valuable than any human; political hater of the human race

Hillary, a staunch believer in PETAism, tested a food sample on her four children before feeding it to her pet fish to make sure it was safe for him to consume.

PETAism by rsnisgay1 November 20, 2009

pentaism 

The irrational and intense recurring paranoia that any given individual you interact with is a specific foe/nemesis of yours, or anything negative which transpires in your life is due directly because of this individual.

Jay has a serious case of pentaism, man. He almost got into a car crash the other day and he swears up and down that it's my fault even though I live two thousand miles away. Then I heard someone was talking to him on the phone and he thought it was me cracking jokes about him.

pentaism by Owen'd October 30, 2008

putaism

A cult for only PUTASS to express their inner bitch.

I was arguing with my homeboy today he saw my inner putaism.

putaism by wateveereightinch January 7, 2020

Petism 

a philosophy based on humans as pets of God

Petism compares the hierarchy of humans and our pets to God and humans.

Petism by Liwi September 1, 2013

petasmile 

the disturbing, ugly, horrable, gutwrecnching smile of a petafile.

Did u see devlin raverts petasmile, it makes me want to rape small children.

petasmile by Travpie March 4, 2008

Peteism

noun: An injury involving cutting, lacerating, or mangling one's hand, finger, or fingers on the strings or hardware of an electric guitar in the course of picking or strumming an electric guitar with extreme fervor and reckless abandon.

NOTE: The word is derived from the manner in which Pete Townshend – of The Who fame – frequently injured his right, strumming and picking hand during his performances, as he did his famous "windmills" and otherwise played with extreme passion and violence to the point of self-mutilation. Townshend once impaled the palm of his right hand with the vibrato arm of his Fender Stratocaster, which resulted in the cancellation of several shows of a concert tour.

Ex.: Robert did a Peteism, gashing his hand on the metal parts of his guitar as he played, while the strings and the guitar body were streaked with blood.

Peteism by Achilles Murat II October 27, 2011