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Peterism 

A set of phrases repeated in various sitations, including but not limited to; having valuable (aka high yield) information for a medical school examination, getting your dick sucked, or performing a series of tasks in a very quick manner.
TA: "Remember that this is activated when it's phosophorylated, that's a test question"
Peter: "Daammnnn, he's on that high yield! He's about to get his dick sucked reeeaaal quick!"
Other student: "Damn! That was like 4 peterism's in one sentence!"
Peterism by AUCMay2011 October 21, 2011
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peterised 

Having a sexual act commited upon you three times in the one night by a person named Peter. For example, Girl (or fat mess) meets Peter in the club. Girl invites Peter back to house. Girl gets fucked by Peter three times in the one night. Girl has been peterised. Can also happen in an alley.
"I'm a fuck you once, then i'm a fuck you twice, then i'm a peterise you bitch"
"Did you hear the girl over the road got peterised the last night"
peterised by Makelele4 April 27, 2008

Pēteris 

A long haired pajama wearing tv lovin guy!
Loves almost all music!
Pēteris stop watching the tv,it’s been 3 days for gods sake
Pēteris by Too many tacos July 9, 2020
an insult and a noun
look at that peterish peter over there just petering everything up
peterish by colethto May 6, 2005

Petersmack 

To strike forcefully with the male member, the person or object may show superficial mushroom shaped markings from the attack.
If Jill takes the last doughnut, I'll petersmack it right out of her mouth !
Petersmack by BigdogB December 21, 2013

peterised 

When a sexual act is committed upon a woman 3 times the instigator's weight.
Did you see who Dalton Peterised last night? She was grossly overweight.
Dalton peterised that Land Rover/Hippo/Whale/Elephant again? Ah for Jaysus sake.
peterised by Daaaveeead April 26, 2008
noun: An injury involving cutting, lacerating, or mangling one's hand, finger, or fingers on the strings or hardware of an electric guitar in the course of picking or strumming an electric guitar with extreme fervor and reckless abandon.

NOTE: The word is derived from the manner in which Pete Townshend – of The Who fame – frequently injured his right, strumming and picking hand during his performances, as he did his famous "windmills" and otherwise played with extreme passion and violence to the point of self-mutilation. Townshend once impaled the palm of his right hand with the vibrato arm of his Fender Stratocaster, which resulted in the cancellation of several shows of a concert tour.
Ex.: Robert did a Peteism, gashing his hand on the metal parts of his guitar as he played, while the strings and the guitar body were streaked with blood.
Peteism by Achilles Murat II October 27, 2011
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