A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.
by VALIS_GOOSE February 26, 2009
'Lemme pet your squirrel' is meant to say to someone who has an attractive moustache, and you just want to touch it. Preferably, pet it. Also, it is as bushy or curly as a squirrel's tail.
by glizzydilf July 13, 2015