2 definitions by VALIS_GOOSE

pet-squirrel

A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.

"Petey never pulls any tail. As a result he spends alot of time playing with his pet-squirrel."

by VALIS_GOOSE February 26, 2009

Pat Jones

An extraordinarily large male sexual organ.

"Once word got out that my homeboy was workin' with a Pat Jones he had to beat the ladies off with a stick."

by VALIS_GOOSE February 25, 2009