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A sillier and more humorous way to refer to weed/marijuana.
Don't forget to do well in school, kiddies, and stay away from that Snoop Dogg spinach!
by MadameTesla June 07, 2017

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1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse

2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?

2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.

B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
by MadameTesla August 28, 2015

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A euphemism for suicide by gun.
It was common for bullets to be made from lead in the old days, as well as inserting the gun barrel into the mouth to fire as a common suicide method, hence kissing lead.
Such a shame that a young man with his whole life ahead of him ended it in a dingy gas station by kissing lead.
by MadameTesla November 15, 2014

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n. The (usually illegal) act of drugging or intoxicating someone to persuade the person to do something.
Since he never really listened to anything I said, I decided to use some chemical persuasion to get him to have sex with me and it worked.
by MadameTesla May 17, 2015

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A Nazi sneeze.
Hans tried to stifle a sneeze in front of the Führer as he spoke, but he couldn't handle it anymore and finally interrupted with a loud, "Heilchoo!"
by MadameTesla August 06, 2016

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Someone who suffers such severe anxiety, especially anxiety involving food, that it affects the ability to eat normally.
A portmanteau of anxiety and vegetarian.
You look gorgeous, honey! What's your diet secret? I'm jealous.
- I'm an anxietarian. When I have a panic attack, I can't even bring myself to eat anything at all.
by MadameTesla February 04, 2018

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Someone who is overly obsessed with Pokémon, especially Pokémon Go, to the point of annoyance.
We get it, John! No one cares about how many Pokémon you caught yesterday, you Pokéfaggot.
by MadameTesla August 06, 2016

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