Persqualli

An internet arguement, usually about nothing important, where both parties constantly misunderstand each other due to the inability of the internet to convey emotions. This usually leads to lengthy arguements with no clear winner.

Last night I got into a persqualli with my girlfriend. It was such a waste of time.

Persqualli by EssPea December 20, 2004

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Pasquallied

When you go to order from a new restaurant on Uber only to find out that you're ordering from the mechanical pizza rat and child casino, chuck e cheese under a ghost kitchen.

Man, I almost got pasquallied. I found a new restaurant only to look at the location and see it's Chuck e. Cheese.

Pasquallied by Balial42 September 20, 2022

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watterson/dempster personallity

AKA Jekel and Hyde ! A person with an exteme case of schizophrenia! On one side the WATTERSON is a person wanting to be a ned or 'one of the boyzz' but he is torn between his love of the boyz abd drinking buckkfast and all round being a DEADBEAT! and having to actually having a job and paying the bills, he also has a problem with actually doing such simple tasks around the house because his mommy isnt there(proberly helping the fav son) THEN on the other hand there DEMPSTER side ....... complete opposite!

Whats the hells up with him, was talking to him? I was talking to him a minute ago and he was fine and now two drinks of Buckfast and he's sreaming like an idiot and moaning about everything?????

Dont worry mate..... he's a watterson/dempster personallity !!

watterson/dempster personallity by BAINBS1 December 15, 2008

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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