permashone

A permenant shone.

Your girlfriend is a permashone.

by afv May 30, 2009

Permastoked

The perfect amount of being stoked permanently, regardless of the situation. Not to be confused with overstoked.

Dude, today was so sick! I woke up, went surfing, saw a couple dolphins, got a babes number, and high-fived an old man! I'm permastoked!

by Bconn11 December 22, 2014

Permazoned

adj. Permanently friend zoned. Absolutely zero chance of ever hooking up.

Combination of permafrost and friend-zoned

Do you think Billy will ever hook up with Holly?
No chance, he's permazoned.

by twinfin July 12, 2011

permastoned

The physical and mental state sometimes aquired by someone who consistently smokes, or used to smoke, a lot of weed. Typically characterized by the feeling and appearance of being stoned even when one is still technically sober.

See: Tommy Chong. The guy who works at your local smoke shop. Any stoner with a seemingly permanent smile and lazy eyes.

"Man, my dad hasn't smoked in years, but you can tell he's permastoned from his days on the commune".

by so stoked April 7, 2005

permaboner

An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time

I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried

by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008

permastoned

someone who has smoked so much weed that they are in a permanent state of high.

Kristy, "Did you get cookie dough at the store?"
Anna, "Ya know i meant to..but...i.. hey are their any brownies left cause..."
Kristy, "Shit dude are you baked or just permastoned?"

by dirty-pirate-hooker August 4, 2008

permawhore

a super whore. a cum dumpster. a dartboard for sperm. one that likes nothing more than to take a massive load all on her tits... all. day. long. in a permanent state of sex. if she's not full of man meat, alert anyone, and boom, they are in.

damn, have you met that girl merritt? she sure is a permawhore.

by feel that October 10, 2011