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Permastoked 

The perfect amount of being stoked permanently, regardless of the situation. Not to be confused with overstoked.
Dude, today was so sick! I woke up, went surfing, saw a couple dolphins, got a babes number, and high-fived an old man! I'm permastoked!
Permastoked by Bconn11 December 22, 2014

Permazoned 

adj. Permanently friend zoned. Absolutely zero chance of ever hooking up.

Combination of permafrost and friend-zoned
Do you think Billy will ever hook up with Holly?
No chance, he's permazoned.
Permazoned by twinfin July 12, 2011

permastoned 

The physical and mental state sometimes aquired by someone who consistently smokes, or used to smoke, a lot of weed. Typically characterized by the feeling and appearance of being stoned even when one is still technically sober.

See: Tommy Chong. The guy who works at your local smoke shop. Any stoner with a seemingly permanent smile and lazy eyes.
"Man, my dad hasn't smoked in years, but you can tell he's permastoned from his days on the commune".
permastoned by so stoked April 7, 2005

permaboner 

An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time
I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried
permaboner by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008

permastoned 

someone who has smoked so much weed that they are in a permanent state of high.
Kristy, "Did you get cookie dough at the store?"
Anna, "Ya know i meant to..but...i.. hey are their any brownies left cause..."
Kristy, "Shit dude are you baked or just permastoned?"

permawhore 

a super whore. a cum dumpster. a dartboard for sperm. one that likes nothing more than to take a massive load all on her tits... all. day. long. in a permanent state of sex. if she's not full of man meat, alert anyone, and boom, they are in.
damn, have you met that girl merritt? she sure is a permawhore.
permawhore by feel that October 10, 2011