permastoned 

The physical and mental state sometimes aquired by someone who consistently smokes, or used to smoke, a lot of weed. Typically characterized by the feeling and appearance of being stoned even when one is still technically sober.

See: Tommy Chong. The guy who works at your local smoke shop. Any stoner with a seemingly permanent smile and lazy eyes.

"Man, my dad hasn't smoked in years, but you can tell he's permastoned from his days on the commune".

permastoned by so stoked April 7, 2005

permastoned 

someone who has smoked so much weed that they are in a permanent state of high.

Kristy, "Did you get cookie dough at the store?"
Anna, "Ya know i meant to..but...i.. hey are their any brownies left cause..."
Kristy, "Shit dude are you baked or just permastoned?"

permastoned by dirty-pirate-hooker August 4, 2008

permastoned 

The state of which an individual is not fully under the influence of marijuana, but is still feeling long lasting effects from the high. In this state, one is fully functional but does not feel normal and active. Being permastoned usually lasts until rest is acuired.

After that turn I was permastoned for the rest of the day.

permastoned by permastoner January 31, 2010

Permastoked 

The perfect amount of being stoked permanently, regardless of the situation. Not to be confused with overstoked.

Dude, today was so sick! I woke up, went surfing, saw a couple dolphins, got a babes number, and high-fived an old man! I'm permastoked!

Permastoked by Bconn11 December 22, 2014

Permazoned 

adj. Permanently friend zoned. Absolutely zero chance of ever hooking up.

Combination of permafrost and friend-zoned

Do you think Billy will ever hook up with Holly?
No chance, he's permazoned.

Permazoned by twinfin July 12, 2011

perma-stoned 

The condition of being permanently stoned from smoking marijuana constantly. Those with this condition are often accused of being stoned even given the rare instance when they are sober.

Aaron hits the weed at least four times a day. The kid's perma-stoned.

I can never tell when he's stoned or not. He smokes so much it's like he's perma-stoned.

perma-stoned by pjsiqhh March 14, 2006

permastone 

When someone consumes enough THC, usually through the smoking of copious amounts of hash oil over a prolonged period of time, it is possible to achieve a state of "permanent stoned-ness" whereby the subject is stoned for the rest of their lives.

Jim smoked 2kg of hash oil through his vaporizer in a week, its the first time i've heard of someone getting a permastone.

permastone by Skreite June 29, 2008