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Porkward 

For when you've just porked a girl (had sex) usually a one night stand, and it's really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days
Dude it was so porkward this morning when I woke up at hers
Porkward by butterfly poon October 4, 2012
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parkway drive

an awesome metalcore band hailing from byron bay Australia. The album 'Killing with a smile' (2005) has been a great success for them. It was produced by Killswitch engage guitarist Adam Dutkiewicz. It has insane guitar harmonies and gut-busting breakdowns. 'Smoke Em If Ya Got Em' is an awesome song that any metalhead will mosh to.
Taking their name from the name of the street thay had their band practise on.
"Dude did you like the parkway drive concert!??"
"Did I Like it!? Look at my pants!!"
A really bad situation.
Peaker than peak
"My house got robbed"
"Peckway/peckway times"
peckway by Big k-Kofi July 23, 2017

Perkdaddy 

The man that is the biggest badass to ever attend Oxy. Not only does he wreak havoc at the Cooler during the late hours, but has been known to streak through the Mary Norton Clapp Academic Commons and dance on chairs during finals week.

A 2 sport star in tennis/basketball and academic scholar, Perkdaddy will go down as one of the greatest Tigers to ever walk foot through Oxy.
guy 1: yo you see that shirtless dude with the 6 pack run through the library?

guy 2: oh yeah thats Perkdaddy! He doesn't give a f*ck!! He does it live at Oxy!
Perkdaddy by bigoki February 10, 2013

garden state parkway 

Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.

And no one calls it the GSP.
Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.

New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."
garden state parkway by dts. August 19, 2009

parkway drive

Quite possibly the finest band to ever grace this earth.
Thier latest album "Horizons" is so full of kick ass-ness that when you listen to it in your car, it induces a rage, that can only be cured by driving fast and reckless, thus said, fighting will surfice!
"WOW i was aweful close to that civillian motorist while driving recklessly, i'd best exceed the speed limit by at least 100km/h so incase of a collision i am injured badly and thus cant be arrested"

"After listining to parkway drive the erge to fight is maximised.
lets hit town, yeah?"
parkway drive by ebn izkejre March 18, 2008