perftext

Texting with perfect grammar and spelling, despite being completely wasted.

Guy: "Dude, how are you still able to text? You've had like 9 gin&tonics."
Girl: "Well, you know what they say, practice makes perftext."

by Forty/M.L. October 18, 2013

Perfext

Almost perfect, mostly referring to spelling and grammar over text messages.

That sentence was perfext.

by Weirduo#1or2 October 18, 2021

Perfext

The perfect sext.

Sally and I were texting then she sent the perfext. I came instantly.

by Castro4459 November 26, 2016

Perfext

When you meant to say 'perfect' but to dumb to say it

"I'm such a perfext model"
"Don't you mean perfect?"

by Chumperinie August 19, 2020

perftect

Perftect is the acknowledgment of a Perfect Tech solution

“The Ipad Pro is Perftect, it does everything I need to do for my thinkative task”

by UWEM February 15, 2021