Definitions by Weirduo#1or2

Cleptochairs

A person overly obsessed with furniture that is meant for sitting, so obsessed as to forcibly take them from others with out permission.

Alternatively can mean a person who steals another person's identity and hides their own under the alias of chairs. (May or may not have switched a few letter to be more original)

Looks like one of those cleptochairs has been at work.

Cleptochairs by Weirduo#1or2 June 25, 2022

complimail 

A long email giving one or more compliments in as many forms as possible, generally when the writer is trying to put feelings of gratitude into words.

I wrote you a complimail last thursday because it was Thanksgiving.

complimail by Weirduo#1or2 November 25, 2021

Elbalacitcidcarpnu 

Predictable and unpractical.

"That was just elbalacitcidcarpnu."

Elbalacitcidcarpnu by Weirduo#1or2 October 30, 2021

Unpracdicticalable 

Unpredictable and practical.

"That was unpracdicticalable."

Unpracdicticalable by Weirduo#1or2 October 30, 2021

Stuph 

Things that are more valuable than stuff.

You can have my things but don't touch my stuph.

Stuph by Weirduo#1or2 October 18, 2021

Converseption 

A conversation that changes subject multiple times before returning to a subject previously discussed in that conversation.

Wait, didn't we talk about this earlier. This must be converseption.

Converseption by Weirduo#1or2 October 18, 2021

Perfext

Almost perfect, mostly referring to spelling and grammar over text messages.

That sentence was perfext.

Perfext by Weirduo#1or2 October 18, 2021