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cosmetic perjury
noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.
aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"
cosmetic perjury by its_aks November 5, 2005
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Perjury Trap
When you know someone did something, you ask them about it and they lie to you.
Lying when the other person already knows the answer.
Lying when the other person already knows the answer.
I was caught lying under oath about robbing the bank. They setup a perjury trap since they had it on video the whole time!
Perjury Trap by Fo Gish November 13, 2018
Perjury
Perjury by EnglishMamba February 10, 2019
perjury trap
Asking the President if he has done anything illegal is a perjury trap because everything he does is illegal and everything he says is a lie, therefore the statements can’t be reconciled.
perjury trap by Juan Moore Beer June 8, 2018
perjury
Lying under oathe. What got Bubba Clinton impeached while President. It had NOTHING to do with an adulterous affair with his intern, Monica Lewinsky. His impeachement was ENTIRELY Constitutional because the U.S Constitution lists pergery among "high crimes and misdeameanors" because it can get you thrown into jail.
Perjury is stupid and can get you thrown in jail. Just tell the truth, because the truth will eventually come out anyway. Save yourself further embarassment.
perjury by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 6, 2008
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