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Pedtextrian 

Someone who's texting while walking, and is completely oblivious to what's going on around them. These people have a tendency to walk into things like parking meters, light poles and fall down stairs.
Dude, I was LMAO at a pedtextrian who slammed into the parking meter this morning. Hilarious!
Pedtextrian by shamrock32 June 19, 2009

pedtextrian 

One who walks and texts at the same time, generally not regarding those around them.
I was nearly knocked down twice today on the sidewalk by pedtextrians.
pedtextrian by enochall May 3, 2011

petextrian 

n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.
John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the petextrian ahead of him stopped short.
petextrian by gnemo November 16, 2009

Pep Text 

A motivational text.
I was super unmotivated after my shitty bonus but a pep text from Amy helped me get my ass back to work on Monday morning.
Pep Text by Jellman April 26, 2010

pepeextendis

(N.) extendis od the penis.
PEPEEXTENDIS

Now you got a big dick

pedtextrion 

A person looking at their phone walking down the street not paying attention to the surroundings they are in
The pedtextrion was hit by a car walking down the street