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Pedtextrian 

Someone who's texting while walking, and is completely oblivious to what's going on around them. These people have a tendency to walk into things like parking meters, light poles and fall down stairs.
Dude, I was LMAO at a pedtextrian who slammed into the parking meter this morning. Hilarious!
Pedtextrian by shamrock32 June 19, 2009

pedtextrian 

One who walks and texts at the same time, generally not regarding those around them.
I was nearly knocked down twice today on the sidewalk by pedtextrians.
pedtextrian by enochall May 3, 2011

petextrian 

n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.
John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the petextrian ahead of him stopped short.
petextrian by gnemo November 16, 2009
Word of the Day on December 24, 2015

Pedestrionage 

The act of a single individual infiltrating a conversation that is among a group unknown to him or her.

Derived from the words "pedestrian" and "espionage".
A group of friends are walking to a party, when all of a sudden they notice some random person walking among them and eavsdropping on their conversation. They don't know this person, but he is attempting to go along undetected.

The individual that attempted to integrate himself into the group has committed Pedestrionage.
Pedestrionage by pnkflyd99 April 8, 2009

Pedextrian 

A person who is walking while engrossed in the use of an electronic device; such as reading an email, sending a text or browsing the internet and is distracted from the happenings going on around them.
Sally was being a Pedextrian at lunch and walked right into the busy intersection!
Pedextrian by Safety Scott June 19, 2018
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026