Peenage 

pwnage mixed with the word penis

That game was major peenage

Peenage by Dick Hardon July 18, 2006

peenage 

A male part, or penis

My boyfriend as a peenage.

peenage by Penishead May 24, 2005

Penage 

An embarassingly small penis, a portmanteau of the german words Blamage or embarassment and Penis or penis.

-Hey, that guy over there is fucking tasty
-Oh, Johannes? Yeah, but he has a penage.

Penage by antibugs November 30, 2021

preenager 

The time of life when a person spends more than two hours "preening" at the mirror to get ready to leave the house. Preenage usually starts about age 12 for girls and 16 in boys, when they discover "the opposite sex" and want to be attractive.

I have give my daughter at least two hours notice before we're supposed to leave the house, because she's a preenager and takes forever in the bathroom getting ready.

preenager by Black@Heart November 16, 2010

Prenager 

Per-teenage years starting from 9 to 12 years old

I can't believe your son is 9 already, you officially have a prenAger.

Prenager by Momsy August 1, 2012

cheekage leakage peekage 

Looking at cheekage leakage.

"One moment, honey, I got some cheekage leakage peekage."

cheekage leakage peekage by John WK May 1, 2007

Penage 

Penage is a form of erotic massage where the woman grinds the man’s penis with her rear end. In other words she jacks him off with her ass.

She gave me a Penage that was so good I came in a minute

Penage by Louis Grimaldi September 20, 2018