penuth 

Alternative of penis

person 1:i thlammed my penuth in the car door
person 2:you slammed your penis in the car door?

penuth by daffy_duck_slammed_his_penis April 4, 2022

the penthouse penthouse 

Mentioned by Topher in workaholics. "It's like the Playboy Mansion but much more doper." Filled with hot ladies who have major coke problems.

Guy 1: yo you going to the Penthouse Penthouse?

Guy 2: Yeah dude, I heard you can pee on the floor there.

the penthouse penthouse by 50stein February 26, 2014

I slammed my penith in the car door 

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

I slammed my penith in the car door by big bald obama October 7, 2021

penith 

Penith ith the male thexual organ.

"She thaid my penith was thmall and my lithp was anoying"

penith by Max December 16, 2003

Penthouse Button 

This is the most underused piece of a mans wardrobe. The top button on a button down. When this is buttoned, the man is at his highest level of status, thus he has reached the penthouse button.

Look at that lowly bottom feeder, not even using his Penthouse Button.

I feel real good right now, got the Penthouse Button up and everything.

Penthouse Button by penthousebuttons November 28, 2012

penthouselivin 

A rapper named Koby calls himself PentHouseLivin

Ex: “I remember back then they didn’t even know my name, now I’m penthouselivin & I’m coolin with da gang”

Ex: “yeah I’m at da top, I’m penthouselivin gotta keep me a Glock”

penthouselivin by User719 December 14, 2022

I thlammed my penith in the car door 

a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.

I thlammed my penith in the car door

*slams*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I thlammed my penith in the car door by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021