4 definitions by Big Shag.

Gink

Where I come from this is a ring piece, or bum hole.

A friend of mine had been playing rugby against some americans and a large chap lifted him up by his ass cheek. He ended up needing surgery after the incident as "he f@%$ing split my gink wide open!" (his words not mine)

by Big Shag. January 16, 2010

Pensioners

As in Pensioners Nap. A short snooze (usually no more than 20 Min) which seems to have god like powers of ressurection.

After last nights session i'm hooped. I could do with a pensioners.

by Big Shag. January 16, 2010

Finger Recce

To probe your partners Gink with a digit to ascertain weather an attempt at bum love would be a good idea.

I took that slapper from the George home last night. Got her on her knees, quick finger recce, all clear so i gave her one up the wrong-un.

by Big Shag. January 16, 2010

Rectal Gladiator

See Uphill Gardner. A man who prefers the company of another man.

"Terry put on his best trapping pants and went to the gay bar for a spot of Rectal Gladiation. He is a full blown Rectal Gladiator"

by Big Shag. January 16, 2010