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Pensioners 

As in Pensioners Nap. A short snooze (usually no more than 20 Min) which seems to have god like powers of ressurection.
After last nights session i'm hooped. I could do with a pensioners.
Pensioners by Big Shag. January 16, 2010
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pensioners slap 

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.
Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

pensioners piano 

A slots or pokies machine. Where pensioners go to spend their time before they kick the bucket.
Going to knock off work early and hit up the pensioners piano....you in?
pensioners piano by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020

Pensioners pad 

A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.
Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.
Pensioners pad by RJKIXS August 29, 2023

Pensioner Pants 

Baggy trousers worn by old people. The waist is usually elasticated because the wearer has arthritic fingers incapable of fastening buttons and zips. The decrepit bag-wearer always forgets to wash these repulsive garments which end up smelling like a Paki's toilet on a particularly bad day. Pensioner Pants are very popular with obese, long-past-it security guards who bore you to death with tales of their holidays in South Africa.
Good God! Look at Pork Scotch! What's the old twat wearing now?

They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.
pensioner
An old guy who receives money for just being around a long time.
The pensioner is a useless old man.
pensioner by Apple Cider May 13, 2005

old age pensioner 

miserable tight old cunt who cant afford to buy a round of beer
person 1: oi its your round
person 2: i cant afford this im a old age pensioner
old age pensioner by vWarspite August 12, 2022
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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