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pennellty 

Refers to how you'd hafta majorly "pay da piper" if you committed a significant-enough no-no dat you ended up on da receiving end of a lawSUIT by da great Canadian "three-piece suit" Larry T.
As many famous people as have had da last name of "Pennell", it's almost a wonder dat da famous north-of-da-lower-48 attorney didn't sue some of them; if he had, there would sure 'nuff have been some major "pennellty proceedings" scorching their way through da French-North-American court-systems!
pennellty by QuacksO November 1, 2023
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The Stu Pengelly 

The Stu Pengelly is the classic way to cook your chook. Or Lamb, or roast, or your child in a car.. if you're so inclined. Stu Pengelly of Perth, Western Australia famously cooked 3.3 pound Pork roast in a Datsun Sunny aka "The Datsoven." Concerned with local folk leaving their kids in cars during summer, Stu set out to prove a point in December '19, the only genius way he knew how. From making the International news right up to now being in Ripley's Believe It or Not.. The Stu Pengelly is here to stay. The Aussie way.
Pedestrian: Holy shit, did you see that child locked up in that hot car?
Other Pedestrian: If only The Stu Pengelly was here to save the day..
A very cute intellegent, gangster cocky human being. Dont mess with thier family or their money, GANG GANG
Damn, that pennell doesnt play around
Pennell by R60NHC4 June 29, 2018
The penis/belly combination that a morbidly obese man seems to have.

See also Vagelly
Where did that guys dick go?
Penelly by Kevin H February 11, 2005

Pengelly Effect 

The action of constant lying about things that have happened to you, to try and make yourself look better overall
Man 1: "I know a lot of billionaires"
Man 2: "You just committed the Pengelly Effect, Good Job"
Pengelly Effect by Whats_This? July 16, 2020

Blain Pengelly 

Blain Pengelly is a bag of dicks
Blain Pengelly by Blain Stinks Bad December 6, 2018
Often considered to be poor at most sports and physical activity (including those in the bedroom).
Tends to try and 'big' himself up around mates and new acquaintances, this is often at the expense of others around him.
really?! what a pennell!
Pennell by mark bendaaa November 22, 2010