penelty 

A penal disease that causes the patient to create misspelled and inappropriate dick comments.

Not to be mistaken with the word "penalty".

Origin:French: Circa 1779

The dick comment was a "penelty".

penelty by THEPARTYKAT March 24, 2011

Zaza Penalty 

A term for when someone is acting out of pocket and or on some bullshit so you pass them a some zaza so that they can chill tf out. Could also mean just going out for a smoke but usually after something ridiculous just happened and you need a moment to process.

Alan Diaz was buggin tf out inside the bar and scaring the bitches so Guapski took him outside for a Zaza Penalty.

Zaza Penalty by ye ight March 20, 2021

Penalty stroke 

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.

I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.

Penalty stroke by arnie123 April 4, 2015

PB - Penalty Bong

Ok, first of all, PB has, for over 35 years of personal knowledge, meant PENALTY BONG. And ONLY Penalty Bong. Pre-dates by decades, Pussy Bitch or Penis Breath or even Peanut Butter!

Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup.

(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)

“Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..spill all the rest of our dope on the floor / tell your Dad we just dropped acid (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) / pee yourself / tell that cop we were stoned / smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit / eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies / do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me - PB - penalty bong!”

(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"P Fuckin B")

PB - Penalty Bong by Daaa-aaad!! Jeff H January 9, 2010

Penalty Bong 

From over 35 years of personal knowledge. . . .

Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup. Much, much more bigger & packed than a normal size bong hit.

(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)

See also "PB-Penalty Bong"

“Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..(A) spill all the rest of our dope on the floor? (B) tell your Mom we just dropped acid? (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) (C) pee yourself? (D) tell that cop we were stoned? (E) smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit? (F) eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies? (G) spill the bong water? (H) do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me? . . . penalty bong!”

(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"Penalty Fuckin Bong or P Fuckin B")

Penalty Bong by Hednout March 16, 2011

Penalty Merchant 

A pen merchant is an individual who’s only form of scoring is from penalties. One notorious pen merchant is Chelsea player “Porginho” who somehow placed 3rd in the 2021 ballon d’or awards after scoring 11 goals that happened to be 11 penalties. He ghosted for Euro 2020 and UCL 20/21

Friend 1: hey did Chelsea win last night?
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant

Penalty Merchant by Libelllula December 31, 2021

PenaltyMan

A professional player from Portugal who is widely known to statpad with penalties against pizza makers commonly against the mighty Cagliari, a penalty eventually covers his bad performance in a game.

Juventus lost to **Milan** because PenaltyMan was not awarded a penalty.

PenaltyMan by I'mHiwirbrhfi September 2, 2020