penisus 

1. a penis that has wings.

2. a cross between Jesus and a penis. a penis which resembles the popularized image of Jesus.
a penis with long hair and beard.

the penisus flew swiftly accross the moonlit

sky in search of ointment.

penisus by privatmike August 20, 2009

PENSUS 

Penis more like peensus! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOOK AT MY PENIS, THINK OF THE ASTRONAUTS HELMET AND GO PENIS MORE LIKE PENSUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PENSUS by Hehe I cheated May 4, 2021

penissimo 

Derived from the italian suffix -issimo, meaning "extreme" or "remarkable" and the english root penis, penissimo means an extremely large or remarkable penis, one that is pleasing to the eye, and a woman.

Damn your penissimo is huge! I bet you get all the ladies.

penissimo by seksimopho November 28, 2012

penius 

penis + genius
1. Extraordinary male sexual prowess.
2. A male who exhibits such prowess.

"John Holmes and Casanova were men of penius."

"Hillary was overheard uttering that Bill, although a great politician, was nothing more than a penius wannabe."

penius by CorradoGong June 24, 2009

penisula 

A piece of land that sticks out from the shore that resembles the shape of a penis.

Let's walk along to the end of that penisula and look out over the ocean.

penisula by shrubbery123 October 3, 2007

Penissaurus Maximus

A small man with a giant ego and a even smaller penis. Arrogant, unknowledgeable, illeterate, incompetent, moronic, illogical, can be seen making monkey faces and picking his nose on live TV. Directly releated to, dickhead, penisface, ignoramus, pinnhead and superchicken.

Jim: I can't believe that George Bush is our president.
Pat: Yeah, everybody knows he's a Penissaurus Maximus.

Penissaurus Maximus by Cal Cahoones April 7, 2005

Penissoccer 

A game in which several fully-nude men replace the plastic figurines of a foosball table with their penises, and play the game normally.

First one to get a boner loses.

"Hey man, what's wrong?
I lost a game of Penissoccer."

Penissoccer by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011