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peniscus
The fat above the penis/ vagina and below the "fat ridge" located directly above your the belt. Often times people with a peniscus must set their bloated carcass ass on the toilet seat and hope they situated themselves in such a manner that their shit and other excriment rolls down their fat creases and into the toilet instead of all over the floor or themselves. The only action left is to hop in the shower.
Oh my god! my peniscus just put my shit all over the floor! Damnit! Help! for the love of god someone clean up my shit!
peniscus by ajgamerguy July 12, 2007
Related Words
peniscus • Penis custard • peniscum • Peniscular • penisculus • penisus • penircus • Penisbuster • peniscaust • peniscrushed
Peniscus
When a nurse or geinocolycuiest gives a man's peniscus an ultrasound, checking for tumors very professionally.
penisculus
penisculus by PhaDirtySouth December 9, 2022
penisculus
penisculus by PhaDirtySouth December 9, 2022
penircus
noun. A term describing acrobatic feats performed by the male genitalia, mainly the penis. A combination of the words penis and circus. Possible feats could include swinging the penis like a trapeze, making it go around in circles, or putting its head in a lion's mouth.
Jane: How was that date of yours last night?
Mary: Wonderful!
Jane: How so? Was a penircus involved?
Mary: You betcha! It was a regular 3-ring penircus! I even had to buy tickets!
Mary: Wonderful!
Jane: How so? Was a penircus involved?
Mary: You betcha! It was a regular 3-ring penircus! I even had to buy tickets!
penircus by Julia Goolia December 15, 2005
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