penistroll 

Noun; A troll with a bizzut

1: Branch from Trolls, was a penistroll because he Had a hairy bizzut.

penistroll by Meat_Masher69 July 21, 2024

penistron 

A robotic penis used for she-males to get something up their partner's asshole

"Hey billy could you adjust your penistron? It's hurting my asshole!"

penistron by dannnny July 5, 2008

Penisrull 

The act of rolling your penis when DeltaiotoTeos muscle decides to give up leaving you on the ground hurting.

Chad : Man your music really makes my penisrull.
Teo : Sorry, i thought you liked Justin Bieber.

Penisrull by MasteryZ April 3, 2021

Penis Troll

n. An individual whose forum posts and/or text messages frequently contain phallic references or the word penis.

Man 1: Yo, bro! Any idea what we're having for dinner tonight?

Response Text: Penis!

Man 1: God damnit. Do you ever NOT have cock on your mind? Damn penis troll...

Penis Troll by Cheezy Chester April 25, 2011

penistologist 

An academically achieved doctor who specializes in the area of the male genitals. Usually these doctors are private and mainly only work with rich bastards.

Kid: Mum my penis hurts.
Mum: Ok hunny, don't worry I'll call the penistologist!

penistologist by Jordaninator August 22, 2011

Penistralia 

The planet where all penises originate from.
A planet worse than Uranus.
The planet is a creamy white color, the surface is really sticky (with small amounts of a red, bloodlike fluid).
A planet in which STD's are normal, everyone has HIV, AIDS, and Genital Herpes.

Elton John: "I can't wait to get to Penistralia because there's gonna be a hugeee sausagefest there.
David Furnish: "I thought my dick was enough for you!!"
Elton John: "WELL I WANT DICKS EVERYWHERE, even in my underwear!"

Penistralia by Estretoseten February 27, 2015

peniscrillan 

the stuff that you get started with when "it could get crazy" that night

When you holla at Stinko #5 at the Supa Pharmacy and ask for peniscrillan, he says, maiinn hol up, ta mot?.

peniscrillan by Dre-dizzle April 10, 2005