penistron 

A robotic penis used for she-males to get something up their partner's asshole

"Hey billy could you adjust your penistron? It's hurting my asshole!"

penistron by dannnny July 5, 2008

PenisCringe 

When something makes you cringe so hard, you’d rather have your penis blown of by a Sawed-off Shotgun from 2ft away.

‘We are masters’ said Adam, following this Paul had a large peniscringe.

PenisCringe by AstrayMind98 April 11, 2020

Pengston 

It is a way of taking peng to the next level and is a way of showing your approval for something .....

'that person is sooo pengston'

' how was that party at the weekend'
' it was pengston'

Pengston by lici5467 January 16, 2010

Penistrain 

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,

Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!

Penistrain by Penistrain March 2, 2010

Penistious 

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.

That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'

Penistious by Telgardo March 3, 2020

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III 

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian

"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008

penismonger 

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*

penismonger by Lisa March 13, 2003