penistard
someone who is really fucking stupid in school. they just radiate penis and retard energy to the people around them. should be forcefully socially distanced from children.
penistard by analmoster123123 April 10, 2023
penisary contact
The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.
First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.
First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.
Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?
Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.
Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.
penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009
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Penistrain
Penistrain by Penistrain March 2, 2010
penisbird
A species of Macaw known for its tendency to alight on one's erect penis. It is not clearly understood why these birds choose to land on penises.
Should a penisbird perch on your pecker, do not panic. The bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. Do not harm the penisbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.
Should a penisbird perch on your pecker, do not panic. The bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. Do not harm the penisbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.
There is naught more beautiful than a flock of penisbirds in flight, so long as you have your pants up.
penisbird by josh@rootpoot January 28, 2004
Penishands
Penishands by Daniel Toops December 10, 2009
Edward Penishands
When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.
Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.
Edward Penishands by dedwyf March 5, 2013
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