penistard

someone who is really fucking stupid in school. they just radiate penis and retard energy to the people around them. should be forcefully socially distanced from children.

Hey do you know joe.

yeah hes such a penistard

penistard by analmoster123123 April 10, 2023

penisary contact 

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.

Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.

penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

Penistrain 

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,

Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!

Penistrain by Penistrain March 2, 2010

penisbird 

A species of Macaw known for its tendency to alight on one's erect penis. It is not clearly understood why these birds choose to land on penises.

Should a penisbird perch on your pecker, do not panic. The bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. Do not harm the penisbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.

There is naught more beautiful than a flock of penisbirds in flight, so long as you have your pants up.

penisbird by josh@rootpoot January 28, 2004

Penishands 

A man with sweaty feminine hands. Short fingers and oval palms.

<person 1> OMFG check out that dudes hands!
<person 2>ROFL those are Penishands !

Penishands by Daniel Toops December 10, 2009

penistude 

Strictly manly, heavily masculine attitude.

Jack: He is a man of great penistude.
Jill: True that.

penistude by Decimus December 1, 2006

Edward Penishands 

When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.

Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.

Edward Penishands by dedwyf March 5, 2013