penislike 

behaviour that makes the person sound or appear like a bit of a penis

john swore at james. That was penislike... said james

penislike by mikey.55 December 13, 2014

Penisilent 

When the male member starts disobeying orders

Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent

Penisilent by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

penisive 

To be a penis, or to be difficult and hard to work with...

Jim: The sky is blue
Bob: why??
Jim: because the atmosphere makes it that way
Bob: Why
Jim: ... Stop being penisive you penis

penisive by octocat September 20, 2012

penislicker 

A penislicker is one who licks [penis] on a regular basis, or one who enjoys such activity immensely.

NATHAN: John, you're such a fucking penislicker.
JOHN: Go to hell Nathan.

penislicker by John Q. Nixon March 12, 2009

peniswise 

A horny female clown that will kill for cock.

Guy1: See that clown over there?
Guy 2: That clown is peniswise! Oh no let's run!

peniswise by Ima P. Ness December 4, 2016

Penisflake 

The perfect thing to say when one does not understand a statement or question.

"What's a spider's crushed skull mixed with a piece of chocolate taste like?"
"Penisflake."

Penisflake by seb2006 April 30, 2014

penislicker 

some one who licks a pedestrians penis in secret, trying to remain unnoticed while still enjoying the taste of the strangers penis.

Dude i was standing on the sidewalk and waiting for the bus, when i noticed a penislicker on my dick!

penislicker by randomcrapping April 9, 2011