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Penisflake 

The perfect thing to say when one does not understand a statement or question.
"What's a spider's crushed skull mixed with a piece of chocolate taste like?"
"Penisflake."
Penisflake by seb2006 April 30, 2014
Words you can keep

penisflake 

A generic term to describe a male ho-bag
Steven is such a penisflake.
penisflake by Toni C. January 4, 2008

Penisfucker

hey andrew, I heard you fuck penis, are you a penisfucker?
Penisfucker by xavier wells October 18, 2010

penisflapper 

somebody who has nothing better to do than to go home, lay on his bed, bored, and flap his penis around with his two hands continuously because he has no friends, or anything to do.
"dude do you think that moonster kid has any friends"
"who nathan? are you fucking serious man? hes such a dick, of course not, he probably just goes home every night and flaps his penis around out of boredom"
"what do you expect, hes a fucking dick, thats what he gets, and have you seen his clothes?"
"or his hair? i mean its like he WANTS to be a penisflapper..."
penisflapper by amir69 April 13, 2010

penisface 

having a penis where your face should be
"Hey do you know Matt?"
"Yeah isn't he the guy with a penisface?"
penisface by Mike Byrd January 22, 2009

penisface 

Someone with a penis on their face.
Hey, penisface, there's a penis on your face!

peniscake 

An object or person which really sucks, badly.
peniscake by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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