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Penisist
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the act
of
discrimination
based on
the size of a man's penis.
"
I don't care
if you're the
president of the united states
,
that thing
is tiny!"
"Penisist!"
Penisist
by
Hakake
May 5, 2010
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Mugwump
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a very
small penis
"You've
got
a mugwump
man
."
Mugwump
by
Hakake
May 5, 2010
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Carrickfergus
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a very
large penis
"
Damn
, bro. You've got
quite the
Carrickfergus. *
whistles
appreciatively*"
Carrickfergus
by
Hakake
May 5, 2010
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