Definitions by Hakake

Mugwump 

a very small penis

"You've got a mugwump man."

Mugwump by Hakake May 5, 2010

Carrickfergus 

a very large penis

"Damn, bro. You've got quite the Carrickfergus. *whistles appreciatively*"

Carrickfergus by Hakake May 5, 2010

Penisist

the act of discrimination based on the size of a man's penis.

"I don't care if you're the president of the united states, that thing is tiny!"

"Penisist!"

Penisist by Hakake May 5, 2010