penisbug
Amanda: I drew a penisbug on the back window of Dave`s car!
Stephonie: Oh no....He`s gonna kick you now...
Stephonie: Oh no....He`s gonna kick you now...
penisbug by Amanda Morisette November 11, 2008
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Penisburglar
Brenda is such a penisburglar.
Do you plan on doing some penisburglaring tonight?
Those ladies are a bunch of penisburglars.
Do you plan on doing some penisburglaring tonight?
Those ladies are a bunch of penisburglars.
Penisburglar by ElColbertoElBlacko January 20, 2011
penisburrito
A rare magical item. It is often rainbow colored and it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. A penisburrito is hard to define as it is too glorious to put into words.
"Hey Momma?"
"Yes Billy Bob?"
"Whut're we havin' for dinner Momma?"
"RAINBOW PENISBURRITO !!!"
"WAHOOOOOO!! THANK YOU MOMMA! IMMA GO GET SAUCE-SU-GAY!!!
"Yes Billy Bob?"
"Whut're we havin' for dinner Momma?"
"RAINBOW PENISBURRITO !!!"
"WAHOOOOOO!! THANK YOU MOMMA! IMMA GO GET SAUCE-SU-GAY!!!
penisburrito by JuJukins July 5, 2010
Penisbutter
1. Hey man can u get me some penisbutter, me & Sarah are gonna get it on!( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2. OH YEAH Gimme that Penisbutter!!! OOH( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2. OH YEAH Gimme that Penisbutter!!! OOH( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Penisbutter by Fucking.Duck May 30, 2015
Penisburrito
A penisburrito is a rare magical item. Oftentimes rainbow colored, it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. This is the best definition that can be given as a penisburrito is simply too glorious to define in words.
(1) "Hey, what're we havin' for dinner Momma?" "RAINBOW PENISBURRITOS!!!" "Waahoooo!! RAINBOW PENISBURRITOS!! Lemme go get Sause -su-gay Momma!"
Penisburrito by zabobinator July 2, 2010
penisbutt
Generic insult. Doesn't usually mean anything sexual, regardless of the name.
Popular in grade-schools.
Popular in grade-schools.
penisbutt by bucketmouse September 11, 2003
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