penis-crust

the result of not washing your penis after unpretected vaginal sex

"i know i got laid last night cause the penis-crust no lie"

penis-crust by 4 Points October 15, 2009

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penis crust

crust of poop that has rested on the penis for hours of time after anal penetration. ( usually dried out poop on the male genetals....)

my penis crust is very itchy today dear watson.

penis crust by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

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Related Words

penis crust • Crusty Penis • peniscaust • peniscrushed • penis • penis wrinkle • penis fly trap • penis envy • Penis Colada • Penis-Fart

Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.

Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!

Crusty Penis by BattyMassive September 16, 2019

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peniscaust

When 3+ men are in a room annihilating a women with there penis

"holy shit its a peniscaust!"

peniscaust by BigPenis12321321 February 18, 2022

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peniscrushed

to have your face smashed so much that it resembles a penis and you cannot speak

"you just got peniscrushed!"
"mmmamam"

peniscrushed by michael razen November 14, 2006

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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