penis-crust

the result of not washing your penis after unpretected vaginal sex

"i know i got laid last night cause the penis-crust no lie"

by 4 Points October 15, 2009

penis crust

crust of poop that has rested on the penis for hours of time after anal penetration. ( usually dried out poop on the male genetals....)

my penis crust is very itchy today dear watson.

by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.

Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!

by BattyMassive September 16, 2019

peniscaust

When 3+ men are in a room annihilating a women with there penis

"holy shit its a peniscaust!"

by BigPenis12321321 February 18, 2022

peniscrushed

to have your face smashed so much that it resembles a penis and you cannot speak

"you just got peniscrushed!"
"mmmamam"

by michael razen November 14, 2006