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Penispaste 

Where one man brushes another man/women's teeth, with his penis, using his splooge(cum) as toothpaste
Person 1: "oh no, I've forgotten my toothpaste!"
Person 2: "don't worry, we will just use penispaste! I hope you don't have braces!"
Penispaste by Glby January 16, 2014

penispaste 

When toothpaste comes out of your penis and you use it to brush your teeth/ham
yo man try this penispaste, it makes your breath smell just like penis
penispaste by ham hole December 4, 2010

penismaster 

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.
That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.
penismaster by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007

peniscat 

1. A non-sexist, politically correct substitute for pussy when describing a weak, cowardly or effeminate person.
Don't be such a peniscat, loser.
peniscat by Do_the_math January 9, 2009

Peniscus 

When a nurse or geinocologyst gives a mans peniscus an ultrasound
Peniscus by Goou November 23, 2019

penistastic 

Usually business in front and the party is in the back - but in this case the party is in the front.
As her naked husband danced and gyrated in front of her, Krista certainly thought it was penistastic.
penistastic by Murray9876 December 2, 2020