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penis lover 

A person who loves the cock and gets aroused by rather large male organs
Katie was always craving to suck on something large; she was a penis-lover.
penis lover by Anonymous March 23, 2003
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Penis Lover 

A guy who will do anything to get a hold of large dicks.
Also often drives a scooter.
Peter: Ahw, your breath smells like dick.

Eric: I know, it's because I'm a Penis Lover. I constantly crave for cocks. I just had one like two hours ago.
Penis Lover by Rop Sagget February 27, 2008

Penis lover 

Male or female figure who loves the penile area of a male human
James Charles is a penis lover
Penis lover by Littlemulletman January 23, 2022

penis-lover 

A fan of the Miami Dolphins football team. They love Teal and they love the cock in their cornhole.

AKA DolFag fan.
That DolFag fan is some kinduv penis-lover, huh?

Under Cover Penis Lover 

(n.) A closet homosexual male. Acts homophobic around his friends to try and disguise his true love for the penis.

Started by nugluh on YouTube.
That Chuck Norris character is a little tooo masculine... could he possibly be an Under Cover Penis Lover?

Penis Monkey Lover 

someone who is "gay" and loves tiny penises with so much hair, you can not see the penis.
Wow did you see Jack the other day. He is such a Penis Monkey lover.
Penis Monkey Lover by Penis's June 20, 2011

penislover 

A term used by plump unhappy chicks to justify why a man doesn't find them attractive.
fatchick: if he doesn't find me attractive, he must be a penislover.
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