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penis haver

guy 1: hey are you a man?

guy 2: no im a penis haver
by babe haver April 19, 2021
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Non-man penis haver

This is a male old enough to qualify as a man,but is not dignified enough to behave as such. He is also not digified or classy enough to be deemed a fuck boy and is a complete loser by all senses of the word. Not only does he not have a position in life to hold adults relationships, though he cannot remain single due to instability to provide for himself financially, he will perpetually pursue romantic relationships to evade accountability for his own failure and will continuously bring every individual he engages in romantic relationships with. This male is a hurricane force toxic destruction in human form. He is a non-man penis haver.
He used me for years blaming depression for not being able to secure a steady job or paycheck ruining my credit and rental credit history and eventually left me for first chick he met on social media. Some could consider him a fuck boy, but I consider him to be even less. He has a penis, but he's not a man by definition. He is a non-man penis haver.
by LacyBitch April 17, 2018
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Penis relationship haver wither

An insult suggesting that the receiver has relationships with penises in a sexual manner.
John: Ted you penis relationship haver wither!
Ted: And what? Do you mean by that
John: I mean that you have relationships with penises and you are therefore, a gay.
Ted: Oh...
by Slow_Hands January 19, 2005
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Penis Hater

Penis Hater- a person who hates penises. Lesbian.
A guy who hates penises is straight and a penis hater.
A woman who hates penises is penis hater.
My mom is a penis hater, and my brother. =P
by DANIELLA =) December 7, 2003
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penisavers

geesh, you should have gone to penisavers
billy bob bernard went to penisavers, & ended up with man chowder in his E.Y.E
by D. Hine October 25, 2003
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penishaver

P1: I am a penishaver
P2: I am as well
by Jghay October 22, 2020
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