penis dicker

Verb. - The action of one who ues their penis to worsen the state of another.

Noun. -one who takes an eviscerated penis and places his dick inside that penis, and then proceeds to have sex with a woman. That woman is said to have been double cocked in this case.

Verb- "Feldman is constantly penis dicking. it makes me very uncomfortable. "

Noun- "I dont know if his girlfriend will ever forgive him for being a penis dicker."

by wowblox May 17, 2006

Deckers horse penis

A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.

Tony: Dude did you fuck her??

Sam: Well kinda...

Tony: What do you mean?

Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.

Tony: Bull shit.

Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge

by afi GR October 21, 2010

penislicker

A penislicker is one who licks penis on a regular basis, or one who enjoys such activity immensely.

NATHAN: John, you're such a fucking penislicker.
JOHN: Go to hell Nathan.

by John Q. Nixon March 12, 2009

penislicker

some one who licks a pedestrians penis in secret, trying to remain unnoticed while still enjoying the taste of the strangers penis.

Dude i was standing on the sidewalk and waiting for the bus, when i noticed a penislicker on my dick!

by randomcrapping April 9, 2011

penislicker9000

The legenedary succ giver

that's a penislicker9000

by mhedjasd July 10, 2019

penislicker123

what you ask siri to call you

your name isbill, but you asked me to call you penislicker123

by some guy that needs help March 2, 2018

penise and also dicke and balls

A meme that started from a tumblr post which read:
sext: penise and also dicke and balls
this meme is often used ironically by meme pages on facebook.

gf: send me something sexy
me: penise and also dicke and balls

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016