horsecock's definitions

skert

to drive really fast and out of control, especially around blind corners of the parknig garage, or running from the po po.

escalade skertin on 22s

by horsecock May 11, 2006

cali boy clap

It's when your balls clap while thrusting back and fourth while standing

Bruhh did u here that clap???

Yea isn't it the Cali boy clap!

Fuck yea it is

by HorseCock July 20, 2014

Russian tattoo

when a girl is sucking your cock, take it out of her mouth and smack her in the face with it!!!!

I gave that bitch a Russian tattoo lastnight

by horsecock September 11, 2003

penif

nerd version of male genitalia, usually small and weak. "millimeter peter"

NERD: i have a penif
GIRL: uhhhh bye! <stupid little dicked fag>

by horsecock April 17, 2003

cock monk

a person who loves the cock (male genitalia) so much that they are said to "pray to that shit."

man, stupid cock monks alway loving the cock.

by horsecock April 17, 2003