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To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.
I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.
Penged by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011
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Being caught off guard by a homosexual object or comment.
Person 1: What the fcuk is that?

2# Dude that’s a picture of Gareth!

1# Oh man I just got penged.

2# You got penged bigg man.
Penged by Mr Pacman June 14, 2010
Related Words
to be heavily under the influence of cannabis
dude im so penged.
Penged by G*R33N July 9, 2011
(Verb)
To get spooped by a penquin walking by your house at 3am.
Joe was Penged last night, he cried for hours on end.
Penged by rexian February 27, 2020
The act of stabbing your friend in the back while acting like a saint.
He didn't see it coming but he got penced by his closest friend.
Penced by Lonchbox January 6, 2021
a man who recieved a strap on dildo in the ass from a woman
Jake was pegged from behind by Jane.
pegged by Joe June 28, 2004

pengdorable 

This is word is not specific to any gender. A pengdorable person is a guy/ girl that is sooo peng but also still has a baby face making them peng and adorable (pengdorable). This is mostly used for males tho.
Oh my gosh did u say the new kid Nathan he is absolutely pengdorable.
pengdorable by Mnic 😇 October 23, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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