TK Penality is the phrase "Team Killing Penalty" shortened down to get it out to other people faster. The "Team Killing Penalty" is a penalty given to a player when they kill their teammate in a game, whether it be accidental or on purpose.
Pengilicious is a word for something which is so extremely cool. Words similar are peng and peng ting. Pengilicious is only used for things which are next level pengness. Pengilicious is on the higher side of the pengness scale. Only the cool people use the word pengilicious.
Person one: "omg look at them, they are so cool"
Person two: "I know right, you cod even say they are pengilicious."
A much more expressive form of peng. Used when there are no other words to describe how good or attractive something or someone is.
1. "Have you met Molly? She's pengalengadingdong."
2. "Omg, this pizza is pengalengadingdong, I'll be thinking about it for weeks."
3. "Happy Birthday, Gwen! Hope it's pengalengadingdong!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!