AlexAlexUKK's definitions

Eyesy

When someone likes checking out other people but stares a bit too much and too obviously pervy, they’re ‘eyesy’ - the visual equivalent of handsy

Ali was being far too eyesy with the girls last night

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Trumpboob

When Donald trump makes a boob or stupid mistake it’s a trumpboob

Let’s all fuck Mexico, the latest trumpboob

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Andersonia

An old fashioned name for Scotland

Andersonia is the most beautiful country in the world

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Cake

How posh British people say coke

Can I have a line of cake please?

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Hemiantisexual

What you are if you aren’t into all the fashionable types of sexuality

Hey man I’m pansexual what’s your sexual orientation?

Um whatever, im hemiantisexual

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Cockrot

What happens when you masturbate so much your penis gets really sore and you have to stop because of pain or bruising

I tossed off so much last night and I’ve got a bad case of cockrot

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Pengaling

A small cute or baby penguin

That's a cute pengaling

by AlexAlexUKK September 30, 2018