Jam Sandwich

A sexual move where a man inserts his penis in another mans butt and that guy sticks his penis in another mans butt so there are 3 people, 2 butts and 2 penises in butts. And the men on either side are a bit too rough and the man in the middle bleeds a bit from his butt.

Awesome sex last night but turned into a bit of a jam sandwich

by AlexAlexUKK February 12, 2021

Cake

How posh British people say coke

Can I have a line of cake please?

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

NHS

UK National Health Service, a way for the government to bury problems with poor healthcare provision and poor worker morale under the guise of providing universal ‘nationalized’ healthcare which is actually making more money for private companies than for society

Pretty much anywhere is better to work than the NHS

by AlexAlexUKK September 14, 2020

Hemiantisexual

What you are if you aren’t into all the fashionable types of sexuality

Hey man I’m pansexual what’s your sexual orientation?

Um whatever, im hemiantisexual

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Coronavirus

What happens when you drink too much of a well known Mexican beer and get the worst ring sting ever and your butt implodes

Man that was an awesome night but my butt is fucked from coronavirus

by AlexAlexUKK February 27, 2021

Eyesy

When someone likes checking out other people but stares a bit too much and too obviously pervy, they’re ‘eyesy’ - the visual equivalent of handsy

Ali was being far too eyesy with the girls last night

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Home Alone 4

Another name for a steaming pile of dog shit

Today the dog left a Home Alone 4 on the step for me

by AlexAlexUKK February 12, 2021