PayPal

A term meaning the worst customer service, the slowest response times and the least initiative of any business at any time ever in the history of the universe.
The service there was crap but at least it wasn’t any PayPal!
by AlexAlexUKK September 14, 2020
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Jam Sandwich

A sexual move where a man inserts his penis in another mans butt and that guy sticks his penis in another mans butt so there are 3 people, 2 butts and 2 penises in butts. And the men on either side are a bit too rough and the man in the middle bleeds a bit from his butt.
Awesome sex last night but turned into a bit of a jam sandwich
by AlexAlexUKK February 12, 2021
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Alasdology

The act of understanding complex, intelligent people who often struggle to communicate.
Alasdology really helped me to understand how my friend thought and dealt with his emotions
by AlexAlexUKK October 24, 2020
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Cunt

An alternative term to refer to a politician
by AlexAlexUKK September 30, 2018
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Whoremonger

An individual who deals with those wretched people who have nothing better to do with their lives than work in the sex trade.

Also, the prime minister of the United Kingdom.
Find me a syphilitic whore, my good whoremonger.
by AlexAlexUKK September 28, 2020
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Emotipation

A portmanteau of emotional and constipation. When a person is full of feelings but cant release them and they are stuck inside.
I feel so full of Emotipation today, I'm trying to release these feelings.
by AlexAlexUKK March 23, 2024
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Cake

Can I have a line of cake please?
by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018
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