Definitions by AlexAlexUKK

Emotipation 

A portmanteau of emotional and constipation. When a person is full of feelings but cant release them and they are stuck inside.

I feel so full of Emotipation today, I'm trying to release these feelings.

Emotipation by AlexAlexUKK March 23, 2024

Indie 

A brand of anal brush

Hey could you pass the indie please? I need to give my ass a good scrub

Indie by AlexAlexUKK March 2, 2021

Coronavirus 

What happens when you drink too much of a well known Mexican beer and get the worst ring sting ever and your butt implodes

Man that was an awesome night but my butt is fucked from coronavirus

Coronavirus by AlexAlexUKK February 27, 2021

Jam Sandwich

A sexual move where a man inserts his penis in another mans butt and that guy sticks his penis in another mans butt so there are 3 people, 2 butts and 2 penises in butts. And the men on either side are a bit too rough and the man in the middle bleeds a bit from his butt.

Awesome sex last night but turned into a bit of a jam sandwich

Jam Sandwich by AlexAlexUKK February 12, 2021

Home Alone 4 

Another name for a steaming pile of dog shit

Today the dog left a Home Alone 4 on the step for me

Home Alone 4 by AlexAlexUKK February 12, 2021

Alasdology 

The act of understanding complex, intelligent people who often struggle to communicate.

Alasdology really helped me to understand how my friend thought and dealt with his emotions

Alasdology by AlexAlexUKK October 24, 2020

Whoremonger

An individual who deals with those wretched people who have nothing better to do with their lives than work in the sex trade.

Also, the prime minister of the United Kingdom.

Find me a syphilitic whore, my good whoremonger.

Whoremonger by AlexAlexUKK September 28, 2020