Alasdology

The act of understanding complex, intelligent people who often struggle to communicate.

Alasdology really helped me to understand how my friend thought and dealt with his emotions

by AlexAlexUKK October 24, 2020

NHS

UK National Health Service, a way for the government to bury problems with poor healthcare provision and poor worker morale under the guise of providing universal ‘nationalized’ healthcare which is actually making more money for private companies than for society

Pretty much anywhere is better to work than the NHS

by AlexAlexUKK September 14, 2020

Andersonia

An old fashioned name for Scotland

Andersonia is the most beautiful country in the world

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Jam Sandwich

A sexual move where a man inserts his penis in another mans butt and that guy sticks his penis in another mans butt so there are 3 people, 2 butts and 2 penises in butts. And the men on either side are a bit too rough and the man in the middle bleeds a bit from his butt.

Awesome sex last night but turned into a bit of a jam sandwich

by AlexAlexUKK February 13, 2021

Arsetwat

An insult for someone who is being an idiot

Stop being an arsetwat!

by AlexAlexUKK September 30, 2018

PayPal

A term meaning the worst customer service, the slowest response times and the least initiative of any business at any time ever in the history of the universe.

The service there was crap but at least it wasn’t any PayPal!

by AlexAlexUKK September 14, 2020

Cunt

An alternative term to refer to a politician

The prime minister is a complete cunt

by AlexAlexUKK September 30, 2018