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penaphobia 

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...
Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.
penaphobia by Kelly April 19, 2005

pwnaphobic 

Fear of being pwned.
Johhny plays on a pve server because he is pwnaphobic.
pwnaphobic by Spod December 30, 2005

Peniphobia 

Occurs when one is afraid of penises.
Maybe she has peniphobia...
Peniphobia by Jenny Brewski December 11, 2003

penophobia 

i dont like willies because i have penophobia
penophobia by emma May 13, 2005

phonephobic

An irrational fear of answering the phone. The fear arises from anxieties as to whom may be calling (a former spouse, a spurned lover, a tax collector or other creditor, an enraged garage mechanic, a parent) - why they may be calling (to give the callee a very hard time, belittle them, issue threats) - and the psychology of the conversation (false promises leading to humiliation, being made to look a pratt). In extreme cases someone who is phonephobic may hide in the house as the phone rings, desperately trying to ignore it, while plagued by remote telephonic demons.
She was so phonephobic that none of her family, loved ones or friends could ring her in the house. Often a worried caller would rush around to her house to see if she was OK, only to find her hiding in the hall cupboard.
phonephobic by Jimmy Mulligan February 21, 2011

peniphobia 

The fear of something that possesses a penis.
Whenever I'm around Johnny my peniphobia kicks in.
peniphobia by pot harry August 7, 2011