Peltzer

A sped kid who u should be nice to but he is a little shit and uses him being retarted to his advantage so he is retarted as fuck

Quit being a peltzer

by Penisfuck420 November 24, 2019

peltzer

a person who gets their highschool football number tattooed on their arm.

person 1 addressing person 2.. "Did u see that kid with the number 70 tattoed on his arm?"

person 2 replies.. "yea, hes a real peltzer"

by tj______ April 1, 2008

peltzer plan

a person who targets a relative to obtain money under the pretenses that it will be paid back but never does

Jimmy did a peltzer plan and got ten thousand dollars from an uncle for a work truck.

by Hyeqlty November 27, 2023

Oscar Peltzer

Oscar Peltzer is a character in Summer Camp Island and an anthropomorphic elephant who is best friends with Hedgehog. Oscar tends to be socially awkward and slightly uncomfortable with his new things. However, when he sets his mind to something, he will become determined to perform any task or complete any objective. He has strong connection to Hedgehog to the point that if she disappeared or something happened to her, he becomes inconsolable, though he does learn to work without her. He believes in order and will do anything to outsmart or prove Susie wrong.

Oscar Peltzer is best friends with Hedgehog, right?

by Gervy February 1, 2019

Pelzer Sluice

God’s unholy contraption. A cruel and heinous means of torture in which a helpless human being is chucked into a machine via a conveyor belt and enters the Pelzer Sluice where the person is callously skinned alive. The skinless corpse comes out of the machine on one end and the victim’s skin on the other.

After interrogating the man for some time, the cartel leader decided to have his men take him to the Pelzer Sluice where he was consciously flayed.

by Internetica October 21, 2023

Matthew Peltier

A kid who thinks that he is really good at Call of Duty, when in reality he is absolute garbage. Most of the times he will go negative in pub matches and god Forbid he go at least even in GB matches. Constantly needs to be carried and is basically worthless in any scenario and does not have the ability to clutch 1 single round. The only thing consistent about Matthew Peltier is his ability to blow GB matches and complete the simplest kill. Usually thinks its cool to buy GB accounts to make ones self look good....

Gee Wilikers Matthew Peltier, you had to go against that kid with that had no ammo, and you had an mp5, mind telling me how he killed you?

by FeaR Me October 17, 2009

david pelzer

author of "a child called it" series. "a child called it" is a shocking memoir about the horrible abuse he endured from his mother when he was young, and how he overcame it.

you should read " a child called it ", by david pelzer.

by squeak95 December 14, 2008